The DJ at the white girl wedding playing Pink Pony Club followed by Espresso:

There are two people pictured. Which are you implying is the DJ?

Stupid bitch

Really cool day at the rainforest cafe

"And then I found it, and everything was right." That's just not how it ends.

It's not about knowing where you're going—it's about knowing you're no longer where you shouldn't have been.

—Tyler Joseph

“And then I found it,

and everything was right.” That’s

just not how it ends.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the character limit on the polls is killing me

Hi, it's me, I'm her, the fountain pen girl.

The worst part about this interaction for me is that I actually have several shark-shaped fountain pens that I was planning on bringing to the set, but decided against. Then as soon as he calls on me he asks about sharks. Truly, I was distraught.

<3

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)